she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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