we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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