How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
No subtext here. People are naked.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Drunk is not a location!
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize