loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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