Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
