Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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