It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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