I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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