Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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