Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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