There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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