i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
i dont even know how to be here
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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