Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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