they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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