States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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