did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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