what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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