i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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