So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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