The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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