i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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