I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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