You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.