Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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