Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
So here I am, sexting at work.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize