i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She tied me up with her honor cords...
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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