Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
so let's talk penis.
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they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP