He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just wanna be euthanized