Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."