What a fucking waste of an outfit
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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