it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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