There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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