dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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