Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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