I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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