In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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