The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My hand turned me down
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Come share oat with me in your robe
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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