S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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