i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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