you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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