i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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