is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I see more hoeing in ur future
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