i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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