My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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