Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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