i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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