It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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