its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
i need some magic done to my vagina
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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