Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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