i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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