white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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