i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
How does one acquire holy water?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Randomize
