Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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