So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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