Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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