"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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