You just made me feel so damn special
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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