He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I feel like death gave me a hand job
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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