4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
wakey wakey hands off snakey
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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