You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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