belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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