do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
We need to get me chipped asap
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